Someone call BOLLOCKS!
The WASHINGTON POST, a fine paper owned by the great JEFF BEZOS, just did this pretty in-depth piece on how the idea of an expiration date, when it comes to food and food packaging, is, well BS.
Now, the paper didn't use the initials "BS" because that wouldn't be the right thing to do, given journalistic standards and whatnot. The AP STYLE MANUAL would have some issues with it. But we should have issues with the fact that these arbitrary dates are put all over the place for no good reason with no real rhyme or reason... and all of that is a bunch of bunk, ya know?
Bunk. Yup. We're on fire this morning.