COW CUDDLING: This... is a thing you guys. #CowCuddling is a thing!

 

Cow Cuddling... it's a thing!

Now, you can grab some bovine for some unwind time... because CUDDLING CATTLE is a thing.

Why?

Well, ONE, it was on Good Morning America which means... there's that. So it's national. And TWO... you can put in for reimbursement through your Mental Health insurance because it costs $75 an hour and, well, there's that.

So... cuddle up to these cattle, ya'll. It's good for the heart, mind, soul, total state of wellness, life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, America, the WORLD, the UN, Mexico, Canada, McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell, Burger King's Tacos and just about everything.

Yup. That's right.

 
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